Vartanik Jokes

The Bet

A guy that was in the bar for awhile goes up to the bartender and says "you see that cup over there?"(pointing to a small cup behind the counter)"i`ll bet you $100 that i can stand on that table over there"(pointing to a table at the far end of the bar)"and pee so that it gets into that cup." The bartender smiles and agrees to the offer, cause, you know, he`s thinking easy money. So the guy goes and stands on the table, does his thing and starts spinning around in circles, completely missing the cup. The whole time the bartender is smiling, thinking about the money. So the guy finishes and goes to the bartender, smiling. The bartender said "why are you smiling? you just lost $100." The guy looked at the bartender and said "yeah, well, you see those guys over there? I bet them $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, and you`d be smiling."

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