Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

Titanic Virus (a strain of the Lewinsky) - Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back.

Lorena Bobbit Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,then discards it through Windows.

Viagra Virus (opposite of the Bobbit) - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.